@fish
1 yr. ago
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the cohost corner

from november 2022–september 2024, i spent time on the social media site cohost. like all things, it was imperfect and impermanent, and i enjoyed a lot of the site while it lasted.

this is a corner set aside to preserve some of the posts i made there.



@fish
1 yr. ago
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SHELF OF CRIME NOVELS These shelves are overburdened with books from the same series. You see the name "Dick Mullen" over and over.

YOU – Look through the display of books.

SHELF OF CRIME NOVELS You see: "Dick Mullen on the Job", "Get Me Mullen!", "Dick Mullen and the Murder in the Orchard", "Crimes for Cascading Style Sheets", "The Sordid Affair of Dick Mullen", "Dauntless Dick"...

REACTION SPEED [Easy: Success] – Hold on, what was that?

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) – Among the monotonous rows of crime fiction, a large book catches your eye -- something other than Dick Mullen? It can't be...

1. - Hell yeah.
2. - Pick up the book.

CRIMES FOR CASCADING STYLE SHEETS "Radiocomputer Wizards: Crimes for Cascading Style Sheets." The cover of this heavy tome features some esoteric language.

LOGIC [Challenging: Failure] – You're not sure what to make of this.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Medium: Success] – Typical binoclard nonsense. Toss this thing in the trash!

1. - Open the book.
2. - At least it's not Dick Mullen. (Open the book.)

YOU – Open the book.

CRIMES FOR CASCADING STYLE SHEETS Flipping through the book you find a number of sections on what appears to be a radiocomputer language. A compilation of achievable programming "crimes" makes up nearly half of the book.

HALF LIGHT [Easy: Success] – Crimes? I don't like the sound of that.

CRIMES FOR CASCADING STYLE SHEETS There's a chapter on tape computer imitation. Some programmers tried to replicate the visual interface of the machine onto a radiocomputer.

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] – A tape computer was a folding mechanism of rollers and ferrotape ribbons, compact enough to be portable. One could write directly on the tape using a special chemical solution. The machine would then analyse the handwriting, perform operations and project output onto a white screen.

+5 XP: gained experience.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Medium: Success] – It was a beautiful, delicate thing.

1. - Where can I get my hands on a tape computer?
2. - Hold on -- "was"?

ENCYCLOPEDIA – Only three prototypes of the tape computer were made. All were destroyed during the Antecentennial Revolution.

PAIN THRESHOLD [Easy: Success] – Ouch.

INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] – There has to be a fourth prototype out there...

1. - Continue reading.

YOU – Continue reading.

CRIMES FOR CASCADING STYLE SHEETS You flip forward a few pages until you come upon a chapter titled 'Advanced Radiocomputer Development and Infra-Materialist Theory'.

RHETORIC [Easy: Success] – Now we're talking!

CRIMES FOR CASCADING STYLE SHEETS When a community has achieved a sufficiently high degree of revolutionary fervour, infra-materialists believe that second-level effects may be observed.

CRIMES FOR CASCADING STYLE SHEETS At this second level, certain hyper-revolutionary individuals may develop the ability to extend their thoughts into material space and vice versa. But what does this mean for the Mazovian programmer? Graadian essayist Klara Semenova claims that these ideas are inherent to one another...

ENDURANCE [Medium: Failure] – Your vision starts to blur...

1. - No, I want to finish reading...
2. - This might be too much for me.

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Failure] – It's too late -- your eyes are already closed and your arms stop working. The book slips from your hands, landing sadly on the bookshop floor.

CRIMES FOR CASCADING STYLE SHEETS Oh well. The book will still be here, if you want to continue...

1. - Yeah, that's not happening.
2. - For another time.

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Challenging: Success] – As you turn to leave, some small text on the back of the book catches your eye.

CRIMES FOR CASCADING STYLE SHEETS STEAL THIS CODE

LOGIC [Medium: Failure] – Whatever that means.

1. - Leave.

YOU – [Leave.]



@fish
1 yr. ago
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Cow Tools

how to (desktop only) ↴
starting with the rightmost tool, move cow tools around by holding & dragging the handles on the lower right corners

if you can't move a tool, try pushing all other tools to the upper left corner of the canvas. this will probably happen.

many thanks to blackle's movable objects tutorial!



@fish
1 yr. ago
•••
but it’s worth it, right? it’s going to be worth it. because tonight is the red carpet premiere of the debut film by artificial intelligence application MATTEO, model JWHJ-0715, and six thousand people are going to attend.

and you’re going to override it.

a roughly 10-minute interactive fiction piece about cinema, technology of the future, and doing outrageous shit with your friends.


@fish
1 yr. ago
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@fish
1 yr. ago
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California
EGGBUG




@fish
1 yr. ago
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Sic arsit historia

A screenshot of Sic Arsit Historia. A text bubble reads, 'Book preservation techniques have been improving rapidly, even within the past few years.'

an interactive review of pentiment for reviewjam, or: a pair of nuns sneak out of the convent.

includes a spoiler-free version for readers who have not completed the game.


✶  Play on Itch.io



@fish
1 yr. ago
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a very small, boxy white car with only one seat. it's probably only used around a small area for transporting small things

look at this thing



@fish
1 yr. ago
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text game development
  1. hahaha yes
  2. outlining
  3. thirty open tabs of forum posts from 2014 with the thread topic "can i do x in twine"
  4. ecstasy of css
  5. javascript's torment ← you are here


@fish
1 yr. ago
•••
I
M
O,
"erasure
poetry"
is
not
poetry
in
any
way.
And
to
destroy
someone
else's
writing
or,
God
forbid,
poem
and
then
call
the
leftover
word
s
a
"poem"
is
pure
philistinism.

Fight
me.


@fish
1 yr. ago
•••
i want shorter games
i want longer games
i want better games
i want worse games
i want more games
i want less games
i want good games
i want bad games
i want weird games
i want no games
with worse graphics
with better graphics
with less graphics
with more graphics
with bad graphics
with good graphics
with stolen graphics
with stylized graphics
with weird graphics
with no graphics
made by people
made by one person
made by a collective
made by artists
made by wizards
made by hobbyists
made by sickos
made by anyone
made by everyone
made by no one
who are paid more
who are paid less
who are paid better
who are paid worse
who are paid a billion dollars
who are paid in gold
who are paid nothing
to work less
to work more
to work harder
to work smarter
to work from home
to work overtime
to work undertime
to work whenever
to work wherever
to work no hours
and i'm not kidding
and i'm just kidding


@fish
1 yr. ago
•••
speaking of websites going down, yesterday i published a short twine about being online and what that feels like nowadays.

a 495-word twine made for neo-twiny jam


@fish
1 yr. ago
•••
gamemaking tools of the future


@fish
1 yr. ago
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@AnriWarhol asked:

I went to your itch page and opened two projects you had posted! They were very beautiful and impactful and I hope you create more things!

thank you for checking out my work, that's very nice to hear! i think i will always have the ambient need to make more things smiley face


@fish
1 yr. ago
•••
PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR
all of the dream
C'MON C'MON
how does it mean?
LET'S GO, EVERYBODY GO
when the rhythm is glad
C'MON C'MON
there is nothing to be sad
THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT!
danger and dance
C'MON C'MON
clapping the hands
ELECTRIC! ELECTRIC!
when we out in the space
on the planet of the --
BASS
LIFE, IT NEVER DIE
WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY
SEX, I'M WANTING MORE
TELL THE WORLD, STOP THE WAR
BOOM! HEAR THE BASS GO ZOOM
HAVE A BODY, FEEL THE GROOVE
CYBER SYSTEM OVERLOAD
EVERYBODY MOVEMENT !!!


@fish
1 yr. ago
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screenshot from the film 'big night'. two restaurant staff eat an improvised lunch at a table.
the painting 'in a roman osteria'. three customers at a restaurant pause mid-meal to look towards the viewer.
screenshot from the film 'the godfather part 2'. three guys are having dinner together at home.
screenshot from the film 'my dinner with andre'. two guys are having dinner together at a restaurant.
moodboard


@fish
1 yr. ago
•••
Forgive me for the harm I have
caused this world. None may
atone for my actions but me, and
only in me shall their stain
live on. I am thankful to have
been caught, my fall cut short
by those with wizened hands. All
I can be is sorry, and that is
all that I am.


@fish
1 yr. ago
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a simple wristwatch with a rectangular face. it's designed to look like the clock at a train station.
a simple wristwatch with a rectangular face. it's designed to look like the clock at a train station.
sad to learn that the eki watch is just a prototype. look at this thing


@fish
1 yr. ago
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eurydice exhumed


a red dithered image of orpheus holding a dead eurydice.

orpheus descends into the underworld to retrieve his beloved. a short interactive fiction piece made for single choice jam.



@fish
1 yr. ago
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a screenshot of my recent activity on letterboxd. the movies are the name of the rose, cinema paradiso, il postino, and big night.

having an italian moment



@fish
1 yr. ago
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I realized, with a shudder, that at this moment these two men, arrayed in a mortal conflict, were admiring each other, as if each had acted only to win the other's applause. The thought crossed my mind that the artifices Berengar used to seduce Adelmo, and the simple and natural acts with which the girl had aroused my passion and my desire, were nothing compared with the cleverness and mad skill each used to conquer the other, nothing compared with the act of seduction going on before my eyes...
The Name of the Rose, Umberto Eco
guy who only knows about sex, watching two men argue: getting a lot of sex vibes from this...
#currently reading


@fish @fish
1 yr. ago
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it's good that we're all familiar with the "return to tradition" type of fascist thought, particularly in the way they discuss aesthetics and classical european design—but i think it's led to the conflation of modernist architecture with leftism, which is very silly at best
#this is a vaguepost at a person over on tumblr who was lionizing corbusier lol
@fish
1 yr. ago
well it's midnight and i wrote about modern architecture and fascism

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le corbusier, a pioneer of modernist architecture, subscribed to the theory that designed environments could "perfect" the human race; it was through his design and urban planning work that he practiced eugenics. one of the clearest examples of this was when he was invited to consult on a new modernist government building in rio de janeiro, which would go on to house the institution that developed dictator getulio vargas' eugenic policies.

another modernist architect, adolf loos, is best known for his essay where he equates ornamentation with degeneration and antiquity, positing that culture can only develop with the removal of ornamented ("primitive", outdated) design. this is evident in his very stark and undecorated architectural work.

and the italian futurists, while not modernist, also preferred sleek and future-forward architecture. they were an explicitly reactionary art movement that called for the total demolition of society in order to complete their vision of a new and technologically advanced world, free from the influences of the past.

this doesn't mean that modernist design is Bad—assigning art movements and styles with either "good" or "bad" is silly. but when we see all those roman statue icons and rosy illustrations of 1950s housewives, it's helpful to remember that these traditionalist images aren't the only aesthetic vector for fascism. and that bringing up someone like corbusier in an attempt to own these retvrn guys is, well, very misguided



@fish
11 mo. ago
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sapporo (manhole cover with a fish tail)
hakodate (manhole cover with a cartoon squid)
hakodate (manhole cover with a building)
circling the square (hokkaido edition)


@fish
11 mo. ago
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...he knew himself well enough to realise that, while he admired the young maidens whose parents took them to his studio to be painted, and paid, occasionally, for the attentions of the women who walked the Tuileries alone in fine clothes, the kind of woman that he liked best was the one who was another man's wife. It wasn't a mercenary impulse, but the fact that adultery made love doomed and heroic, a game of wits in which the opponents were good sense, reputation and the many eyes of the outer world.
The Disenchantment, Celia Bell
this is so fucking funny because the moment this guy is caught flirting with a married woman he's like Ummm lol i would never do that. then he gets beaten up
#currently reading


@fish
11 mo. ago
•••
the two guys from the lighthouse
mima and her idol self from perfect blue
mozart and salieri
tom ripley and dickie greenleaf
couples costumes


@fish
10 mo. ago
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The saint's bathwater, being sanctified by contact with his person, was bottled and sold at the palace gates. St. Simeon was about the only man in the palace who did not know that the officials took a homeopathic attitude to its quality, and diluted it several-fold. But saints were not expected to be worldly about such matters; a previous Patriarch, expressing surprise when he discovered the gallons and gallons on sale, had to be assured that the holiness of the water caused it to expand in size, and that a number of bottles routinely burst from sacramental exuberance.
The Secret Commonwealth, Philip Pullman
pope bathwater
#currently reading


@fish
9 mo. ago
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Hypnerotomachia Poliphili, 1499
Liber chronicarum, 1493
The Belles Heures of Jean de France duc de Berry, 1405–1409
Sphaera Mundi, 1485
graphic design like it's 1499


@fish
9 mo. ago
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...nineteenth-century discussions of church mazes are dotted with references to one M. Bonnin, who had collected more than two hundred maze designs that he intended to publish as soon as he had completed the accompanying text. So far as I can tell, nothing ever appeared in print, and the cautionary figure of M. Bonnin stalks my nightmares.
The Idea of the Labyrinth from the Classical Period through the Middle Ages, Penelope Reed Doob
#currently reading


@fish
8 mo. ago
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NIGHT CONFESSIONAL

It was several years before the abolition of the papacy that coin-operated confessionals began to populate the cities.

An interactive fiction piece about a confession booth at the end of the year. Made for ShuffleComp 2023.

[PLAY ON ITCH.IO]


@fish
5 mo. ago
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collected my favorite nicknames and aliases of "professional criminals" in 16th–17th century nuremberg, found in the faithful executioner

read more



@fish
5 mo. ago
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@isyourguy asked:

where are you getting your manuscripts these days? of all the people on here i know you've got a secret stash somewhere...

you have come to the right place, fellow manuscript peruser...

highlights (single books)

digitized manuscript collections



@fish
4 mo. ago
•••
Eider Cake


A medieval manuscript with pictures of birds.

A short tale of birds, books, and the cloistered life
A point-and-click visual novel made with Decker

Available on Indiepocalypse #53
or
Play now on Itch.io


@fish
21 days ago
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poem made of reviews i've gotten on itch.io
★★★★★
Loved this little experience.
★★★★☆
it was fun
★★★★☆
very important
★★★★★
Joyful.


★★★★★
I somehow wish this was like part of a music box or something that I could hold and look at
★★★★★
maybe i'll keep them to myself too
★★★★★
If only I were so lucky.


★★★★★
thank you
★★★★★
I love you deeply.


@fish
21 days ago
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@eGlyde asked:

For how little I’ve followed you, it’s been fun seeing your name come across my screen :)

glad i can be a part of making the internet fun :)


@fish @mabeloid
21 days ago
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meme: before cohost end, anybody want to admit they got a crush on me 💕🙈😩
@fish
21 days ago
Snow
before  cohost end:
anybody want to admit they got a
crush on me 💕🙈😩



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